Reverse Psychology

You'll be fine...in just a short period of time you won't miss me, or need me at all. You won't totally regret dealing with things the way you did or wish you could go back and handle them differently after realizing all that you lost. Not at all. 
Because you're absolutely sure that there is someone out there so much better for you, and that you will meet someone who has so much more to offer than I do, a much more complete, well rounded guy, who's intentions you will know of and trust immediately, and who you will feel safer with, a lot quicker than you did with me. Someone you are super comfortable with, and can be yourself with...the you that no one else knows or gets to see.
Yeah, you'll meet someone who is a better teacher, a better partner, a better friend than I was, all in one, and who is more responsible, and a deeper thinker than me, and more sentimental than I am. I'm sure you will meet a guy who does more of the little things then I did, and is way more thoughtful than I was...whose eyes are more honest than mine are, whose touch is more sincere than mine is, whose raw emotions are more genuine, and easier to see. You will surely meet someone who is a much better listener than I am, who pays more attention to every delicate detail of your beautiful being, and who admires and appreciates the little quarks that make you who you are as much as I did...someone way more in tune to your mood, and who notices when something is on your mind or when you’re not being yourself because something is bothering you, and who wants to know how you feel so badly that he will beg you to talk to him about your emotions and tell him all about how you're feeling so he can help, or at least be as supportive as you will let him be. 
I mean, most guys are like that.
He'll know how to put your needs first and be more than willing to sacrifice his time, energy, and effort for your well being, in an attempt to help you see things more clearly, and in a positive light, so that you feel better and have a chance to be happier each day. You'll meet someone who is more comfortable doing nothing with you than I was, and who cares about your future way more than me. Way more, I'm sure.
I'm sure you'll meet someone who cares about family unity and values more than I do, and you'll meet someone who looks forward to, and is better equipped to love, cherish, and care for his children than I am, and he'll definitely be a better father than me, for sure.  
There are plenty of men out there for you to meet that are more self aware, open minded, capable and willing to change and comprise for the betterment of the relationship than I am, and who are more accepting of your friend's and make more of an effort to be a part of their life as well.
You definitely will find someone filled with more excitement and anticipation than I had every time I got home, just from the thought of turning the corner and possibly seeing you standing at my front door, or from surprising me by being home when I walked in. For sure that feeling will be more consistently prevalent and stronger in someone else than it was in me throughout the course of your relationship, and never fade. You won’t ever have to worry about another guy taking all the nice thoughtful things you do to help out for granted, like cook, clean, or come running whenever you're called. Nah, he'll appreciate those things along with all the nicknames and handshakes more than I did long after your honey moon phase is over.
It will be easy to move on and get over me, because I was ONLY a burden, a problem, a hassle, a headache, a negative source in your life who's feelings weren't real at all, who never attempted to express or show how I felt, and actually never really felt any love at all and didn't really care about you in any way to begin with.
I'm sure you're secure with all your decisions and confident about your feelings, and you know deep down in your heart that there is no place for me in your life what so ever, and that you’re absolutely positive that it will be better without me in it.

Things You Always Have with a Girlfriend

    Way too often men complain about their chic being a headache, how being in a relationship is a drag, and how it’s so much better to be single. I hear and see that girlfriends = drama for so many guys. Although all of the above may have some truth to it, I think like everything else in life, sometimes a little perspective helps us see what we really have. The #1 answer when it comes to the best thing about having a girlfriend for most guys is most likely what? Yes, you said it, so I didn’t mention that one in my list. I feel like sex is a given, as far as a major upside of being in a relationship…but there are also so many more great things about having a girlfriend that are taken for granted. 

   

   Now each woman is different, and each relationship is unique, so there are obviously many more things that a man could possibly benefit from, and take advantage of with his significant other that are not mentioned below. I wrote about a few things that you will always have when you have a girlfriend; these are just some perks that I have had the opportunity to experience and appreciate! Enjoy...

You always have a spades partner.
You always have a taboo partner.
You always have a partner.

You always have a date.

You always have someone to watch a movie with.

You always have someone to play catch.

You always have someone to dance in the middle of the street with.

You always have someone to get your back in public.

You always have someone to scrub your back in the shower.

You always have someone to tickle.

You always have someone’s hand to hold.
You always have someone’s nose to hold while they are asleep, until they wake up in a panic like they were drowning (try it, it’s hilarious)!
You always have someone to dump ice cold water on in the shower (also hilarious)!

You always have someone to help you cook.

You always have someone to help you clean.

You always have someone to food fight in the kitchen.

You always have someone to pillow fight in bed.

You always have someone to heat up your soup when you feel ill.

You always have someone to pick up your prescriptions when you’re sick.

You always have someone to pick you up.
You always have someone to drop you off.

You always have someone to pick on or tease (in a nice way, privately).

You always have someone to blame (let’s be realistic).

You always have someone to listen to you vent/bitch.

You always have someone to hold the flash light for you.

You always have someone to drink coffee with.

You always have someone to get drunk with.

You always have someone to eat ice cream with.

You always have someone to eat pizza with.
You always have someone to drive when you're tired.
You always have someone to rub your legs.
You always have someone to rub anything.

You always have someone to surprise.

You always have someone to make smile/laugh.

You always have someone to take pictures with.

And you always have someone special to kiss at midnight on New Years Eve!